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This was not in the job description…

I have a college degree. I used to be really smart. At one time, I earned a paycheck. And in all those years of study and all-nighters and research papers, I never thought my future would hold,

“Please take the banana peel off of your head.”

Ah, the life of a mom.

What has come out of your mouth that you never thought you would say?

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4 thoughts on “This was not in the job description…

  1. So I’m trying to picture which of your adorable children you had to say this to! :)The first thing that pops into my head that I never thought I would discuss so much is BODILY FLUIDS! Who knew that Matt and I would actually have conversations about diapers and all that that entails!

  2. It was Nathan! (though I wouldn’t put it past Griffin to do the same thing. Meghan is way too mature for such foolishness!) :)Yes, bodily fluids are a gem. Dontcha love describing consistency and color like it was the most normal topic of conversation in the world? (BTW, blueberries do awful things to a diaper!)

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