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An Open Letter to the Easter Bunny

Dear EB,

I know you have your paws full with all that you have to accomplish before Sunday, but I have just a few simple requests.

1. Please do not fill my kids’ Easter baskets with green plastic grass. It has this ugly tendency to stick to hands, clothes, feet – and somehow I’m finding it in my bathroom during the Christmas season. I saw a wonderful little package of pastel colored cotton specifically made for Easter baskets. That would be lovely.

2. Please do not bring anything that remotely resembles a Happy Meal toy. We already own more than our share of trinkety toys that break within five minutes or end up in the bottom of the toy box the next week.

3. Please bring chocolate.

Thank you so much for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Jennifer
The World’s Most Clutterphobic Mom

PS: If you happen to run into the Tooth Fairy, will you please let her know that Meghan has been waiting for her for over a week?

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